I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
