I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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