How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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