North Korea, Best Korea!
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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