Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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