I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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