So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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