her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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