I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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