we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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