the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
