Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
