Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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