I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
