Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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