shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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