I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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