Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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