Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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