I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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