I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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