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I am midnight drunk by noon
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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