If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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