Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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