it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you win again, gameday.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
