scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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