Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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