belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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