This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
