I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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