Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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