its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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