So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Can you bring me the toilet please
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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