I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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