I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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