just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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