And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
