I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
