I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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