i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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