I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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