that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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