Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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