The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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