what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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