dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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