It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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