Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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