another moral hangover. fuck.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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