Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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