watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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