i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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