My brain says no but my pants say off.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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