problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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