Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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