I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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