You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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