It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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